Who is this Green guy anyway?

A . Greenheart grew out of a love of life, a passion for fun, and an insatiable appetite for exploration.

He danced, laughed, and tumbled his way through the world as a bboy, a pirate, and a circus performer; all the while reading Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and other world-altering authors. Finally, more than ten years ago he set out on his own quest to change the world through words, laughter, and a healthy dose of nonsense.  

You may ask, “Why does that make him a good author?”

The answer is simple.

It doesn’t. He just practiced and studied writing a lot along the way.

A neon green outline of a man with a futuristic design, set against a black background.