A Note on Woo Juice

Woo Juice, though considered by most an utterly brawnless drink, is quite popular. It has a low alcohol content, a mix of popular fruit juices, and a touch of zed stirred in. Not much, just enough to bring about plenty of good-natured high-fives and some exhilarated ‘Wooo!’’s. It is the drink of choice for any who consider themselves of the adventurous persuasion. 

The slogan of its advocates is: You never know where your night will end when you start it with a little chance in your drink. Generally, their nights end right where they started, only slightly more drunk, but the thought that it might be otherwise is always thrilling.  

Sidenote: It is actually quite rare that there really is zed mixed into Woo Juice, primarily because of the extra cost. Most patrons who favor it, blissfully unaware of this fact, find plenty of exhilaration all on their own. It’s the thought that counts.